Garlicnism

Try to Google or Wikipedia this word & your results would be empty. 

So, I am taking the opportunity here to state my claim in coining this word before someone else does. 

Definition of Garlicnism: 

A state of intoxication of the human skin (epidermis) with garlic smell after physically touching it. A person who has garlicnism will carry the smell of garlic on the area's of his/her body that has been exposed to garlic for a matter of time - subjected to the amount of garlic he/she has touched.

There you go. I have just coined a word. It was so easy. 

What did you do today?

Actually, I chopped a shit load of garlic & I still have the smell on my fingers. 

Today is the 10th day already!